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What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

Enoki mushrooms, a tasty variety commonly sold in grocery stores, were one of the first mushrooms studied for preventing cancer. - Paul Stamets

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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