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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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