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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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