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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind. - Louis Pasteur

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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