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Coming In, Going Out

Wear and tear of the Presidential office

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

As they arrive and leave the White House

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

Coming In, Going Out thanks to Diane Baugh

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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