Coming In, Going Out
Wear and tear of the Presidential office
As they arrive and leave the White House
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I would rather be right than be President. - Henry Clay
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi