Coming In, Going Out

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

When the President decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson