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Cow Walking

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Ann Brashares

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. - Leonardo Da Vinci

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. - Ellen Goodman


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