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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Ann Brashares

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame. - Julie Burchill

You showed me when I was young just how to grow
You showed me everything that I should know
You showed me just how to walk without your hands
Cuz mom you always were the perfect fan - The Backstreet Boys

The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is centeredness and the ability to walk away. Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. - Joss Whedon

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man. - Orison Swett Marden

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore


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