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Cow Walking

Cattle herding - quite moooo-ving

Cow Walking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. - Steve Maraboli

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man. - Orison Swett Marden

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. - Ellen Goodman


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