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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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