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Cruising Advice

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Cruising Advice thanks to Thomas & Lynn Spencer

Cruising Advice thanks to Thomas & Lynn Spencer

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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