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Cruising Advice

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Cruising Advice thanks to Thomas & Lynn Spencer

Cruising Advice thanks to Thomas & Lynn Spencer

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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