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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau


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