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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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