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Dead End Road

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker


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