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Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation

Dead End Road thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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