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Deaf Car

Car with little room for very loud speakers

Deaf Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud. - Unknown

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main thing the public demands of a composer is that he be dead. - Arthur Honegger

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only an interruption, but also a disruption of thought. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln


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