Designer Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown