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Discrimination

Once again discrimination rears its ugly head

Discrimination thanks to Roy Taylor

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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