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Discrimination

Once again discrimination rears its ugly head

Discrimination thanks to Roy Taylor

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Incongruous: Where our laws are made and how they appear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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