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Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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