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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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