Eat Your Vegetables
Little Johnny looked forward to eating his vegetables
QuotaBillsI'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie