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Little Johnny looked forward to eating his vegetables

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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