Eat Your Vegetables

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner