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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.
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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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