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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah


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