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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.
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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists. - Friedrich Von Hayek

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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