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Erkel Economy

Optimism on the road to economic recovery

Erkel Economy thanks to Diane Baugh

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Urkel was a fictional character on the ABC/CBS sitcom 'Family Matters'. Intended as a minor character, Urkel became very popular for his oddball antics. Family Matters co-creator Michael Warren named the character after his friend, writer and director Steve Erkel.

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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