Exhausted Baby
Strolling along can be exhausting work
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QuotaBillsNewborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Nothing is so exhausting as indecision, and nothing is so futile. - Bertand Russell
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan