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Family Picture

When 'Who's on first?' could be 'Who's in the center?'

Family Picture thanks to Richard Thiessen

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires. - Marcelene Cox

Allah's the Arabic term for God. Stand up for God, fight for God, work for God and do the right thing, and go the right way, things will end up in your corner. - Muhammad Ali

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

I love having a family, and I feel so blessed. I feel like God gave me exactly what I wanted, so now I have to do the right thing in God's eyes also. Just follow what God wants me to do. - Kanye West

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer. - Erma Bombeck

Garbage: 1. Aromatic computer output; 2. A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself; 3. Period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We certainly love the Muslim people. But that is not the faith of this country. And that is not the religion that built this nation. The people of the Christian faith and the Jewish faith are the ones who built America, and it is not Islam. - Franklin Graham

The three most disastrous inventions of our time have been the birth control pill, the camera, and nuclear weaponry. The first offers sex in terms of sterility, the second reality in terms of fantasy, and the third security in terms of destruction. - Malcolm Muggeridge

'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi

To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. - Buddha


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