Financial Meltdown

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki