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Financial Meltdown

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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