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Financial Meltdown

Economic crisis reaches the North Pole

Financial Meltdown thanks to Roy Taylor

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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