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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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