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Fireman Mouth

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Fireman Mouth thanks to Irvin Kauffman

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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