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Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer


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