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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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