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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

A narrow mind and a wide mouth usually go together. - Amish Saying

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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