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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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