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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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