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Firewood Tree

Art in the petrified forest

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you make it if you had wood?

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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