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Art in the petrified forest

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you make it if you had wood?

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Firewood Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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