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Fish Dads thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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