QuotaBillsWeeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte