QuotaBillsAll men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard
Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin
Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray
Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker
Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton
Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde
It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb
The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind
The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill
Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw
The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland