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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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