Flower Shop For Men

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison