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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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