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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

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