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Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown
I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker
Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller
A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild
As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar
After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock
What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill
He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis
No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump
If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown
When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes