Flower Shop For Men

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. - Kin Hubbard

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland