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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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