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Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah