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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. - Albert Einstein

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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High Heel Diver

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I See You

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Revenge of the Stallion

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Smoking Hot Body

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