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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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