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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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