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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves


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