Free Beer

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com