Free Beer

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs