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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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