Free Beer
Something the Toronto Maple Leafs and Cleveland Browns have in common
QuotaBillsFree contradictions: $1. - Unknown
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer
I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens
You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer
When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme
There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne
Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay
Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar
You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus
To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach
If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs