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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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