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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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