Free Beer

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver