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Free Nobel Peace Prize

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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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