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Free Nobel Peace Prize thanks to Mike King

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We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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