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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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