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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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