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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

The times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised. - Marilyn Manson

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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