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Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan