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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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