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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert