Glassman

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali