QuotaBillsSuccess is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown
Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho
Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp