Glassman

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan