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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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