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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump