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Graffiti Removing Graffiti thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Did you hear about the well-meaning environmentalists who got into BIG trouble when they started 'cleaning/scrubbing graffiti' off of a small cave, and the Rangers caught them?

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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