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Graffiti Removing Graffiti thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Did you hear about the well-meaning environmentalists who got into BIG trouble when they started 'cleaning/scrubbing graffiti' off of a small cave, and the Rangers caught them?

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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