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Halloween Moon

The moon's out a bit early today

Halloween Moon thanks to Roy Bishop

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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