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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley
Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell