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Highest Human Position In The World

Who holds the highest position in the world?

Highest Human Position In The World thanks to Bill Fast

Babu Sassi, a fearless young man from southern India, is known as the “Indian on the top of the world.” Babu is the crane operator at the world’s tallest building, the 819-meter Burj Dubai. His office, the cramped crane cab perched on top of the Burj, is also his home.

It takes too long to come down to the ground each day to make it worthwhile - although, when the building is completed, its elevators will be the world’s fastest. Stories about his daily dalliance with death are discussed in revered terms by Dubai ’s workers. Some say he’s been up there for more than a year, others whisper that he’s paid 30,000 dirhams ($8,168) a month (compared with the average wage of 800 dirhams a month).

But everyone agrees - he’s worth it because nobody else would have the courage to do the job!
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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Sovereignty is the absolute and perpetual power of a commonwealth, the highest power of command. - Jean Bodin

To be thankful is the highest form of thought and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder. - G K Chesterton

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

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Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

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There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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