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I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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