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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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