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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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