Hopscotch for Seniors

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson