Hopscotch for Seniors

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera