Hopscotch for Seniors

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg