Hopscotch for Seniors

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken