How Tequila Works
When Jose finally found the illusive tequila worm
QuotaBillsGood wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison