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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

There are only two important days: today and that day. - Martin Luther

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. - Roger Federer

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. - C S Lewis

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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