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Important Phone Call

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The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are only two important days: today and that day. - Martin Luther

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens. - Thaddeus Golas

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. - T S Eliot

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Anything less than a conscious commitment to the important is an unconscious commitment to the unimportant. - Stephen R Covey

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry


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