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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The most important of my discoveries has been suggested to me by my failures. - Sir Humphrey Davy

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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