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Important Phone Call

Some decisions can't be put on hold

Important Phone Call thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a flush does beat a full house

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The first and most important person you must believe in is yourself. - Toni Sorenson

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. - T S Eliot

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

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