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Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. - Elon Musk

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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