QuotaBillsShoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Force: The weapon of the weak. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway