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It Was That Close

I'm not sure who this woman is, but it's pretty obvious she knows you!

It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive. - Hafez

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person they are almost indistinguishable. - David Augsburger

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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