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It Was That Close

I'm not sure who this woman is, but it's pretty obvious she knows you!

It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Glenn Close is not an actress - she's an address. - Maggie Smith

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.


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