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It Was That Close

I'm not sure who this woman is, but it's pretty obvious she knows you!

It Was That Close thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Being average means you are as close to the bottom as you are to the top. - John Wooden

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. - Leo Tolstoy

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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