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Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. - Jim Carrey

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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