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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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