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Keep The Change

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Keep The Change thanks to Mike King

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better. - Unknown

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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