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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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