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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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