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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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