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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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