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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you want to get people listening, get them laughing. - Johnny Carson

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard. - Steve Carell

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing. - Herman Melville

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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