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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughing 100 times a day is the equivalent to 10 minutes of strenuous rowing. - William Fry

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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