QuotaBillsLaugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo
Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster
Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm
Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang
A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin
Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney
It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado
You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe
A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire
I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me. - Art Buchwald
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd
It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison
Laughing 100 times a day is the equivalent to 10 minutes of strenuous rowing. - William Fry
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent
A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan
Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana
Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart
Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo