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Laundry Goat
Silly Billy Goat?
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
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