Laundry Goat

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne