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Dinner is poured. - WC Fields

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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