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Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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