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Lost Unfriendly Cat

Someone forgot to train their cat

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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