Lost Unfriendly Cat

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams