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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. - R Buckminster Fuller

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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