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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. - R Buckminster Fuller

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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