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Lost Unfriendly Cat

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Upper Hand: Something not found in a friendly handshake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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