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Lost Unfriendly Cat

Someone forgot to train their cat

Lost Unfriendly Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams


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