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'Lucky' Dog

The last photo of my dog 'Lucky'

'Lucky' Dog thanks to Barry Leinbach

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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