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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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