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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The world is larger and more beautiful than my little struggle. - Ravi Zacharias

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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