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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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