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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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