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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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