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Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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