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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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