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If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

There are good things that only come out when you struggle. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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