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Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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