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Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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