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Mary Potter

Why should Harry have all the fun?

Mary Potter thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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