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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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